I am in hell. I am surrounded by idocy. On one side are two sophomores who are talking about cars and using the words "retarded" "shit" and "fuck" a lot. Could they make their combined intelligence any more apparent? On the other side is some ass who keeps playing Eminem videos. In between each video, he watches the preview for that dumbass movie that's coming out. I am going to kill myself. At least my lip balm tastes yummy. Ok, ass-ugly boy is now watching a James Bond trailer. Wow he is so unbelievebly cool. Dodge Ram trucks! OH MY GOD! I was here first, they should leave.
My parents are out of town and I am having shitloads of fun. I think I've jumped on every piece of furniture that is jump on-able. I also wore my shoes. (That's so pimp - the car boys to my left) In the house. I am such a badass. I think tommorow, I will have waffles on the good china. My parents are crazy and don't want to leave me alone because the house might burn down or explode so they got my friend Sarah to stay with me. They think she is so mature because she's 19. She hasn't stopped me from doing bad things though. HAHAHEHE!
Car Boys probably just got their liscenses. "Lexus is gay." How homophobic. I want to rip their spines out through their nostrils. That'll be sooo gay though. Go Mrs. Librarian! She just came over to yell at them. Whoohoo.
I'm going on a photo expedition today after school with Rachel, Sarah and Nate. I've been so excited for it all day. It have kept me alive. It's keeping me alive right now. Right now, I want to die. Eminem boy to my right has stopped his antics thank god. He looks really intelligent right now. He's talking to himself. You know what? I'm going to shut up before I explode. Thank you.

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