Monday, April 14, 2008

I already Tweeted about it but I just need to say more

Ok so Delta and Northwest are merging to become the world's largest airline. The fuck? All I can say is, prepare to be fucked over in more fun ways. What with NWA's aging fleet of aircraft and Delta's cool little trick of putting you on stand-by when you don't even know it, I am super excited to fly the friendly skies. Which presidential candidate is supporting an airline passenger's bill of rights? At this juncture, this seems a more pressing issue than universal healthcare. BECAUSE FLYING THE TWO WORST AIRLINES I HAVE EVER FLOWN THAT HAVE NOW BECOME ONE WILL KILL ME.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

My Triumphant Return

So I could make a story about how I bumped my head and got amnesia and forgot I had a blog that I wrote in and stuff and apparently people read. That would just make me a big liar. Mary doesn't lie. The truth is, I got really, really lazy. I was doing the NaBloPoMo thing when a tragic event occurred and I lost all desire to talk to the internet every day for a month. If you go to RIT, you probably know what happened. If you don't go and want to know what happened, you are shit out of luck for now. I really don't have the energy necessary to write about that. But I promise I will.

Then winter happened. With winter, there is a general sense of malaise around these parts. To make a short story...shorter, I didn't bother to post anything in my blog.

But now spring is here and I am on the cusp of new beginnings. Soon I will be graduating and hopefully starting a job in the real world. Since this blog has followed me through every life change from my teenage years to my early twenties (that felt really weird typing that. Really, really weird.) I thought I owed it to my blog to return once again.

So here I am. I'll give you a quick update of the stuff that's happened before I loose my mojo: one of my best friends is getting married and I am bridesmaid, I can't decide who I am supporting for president yet, my Mom had cancer and now she doesn't, I get homesick a lot, I AM GRADUATING COLLEGE.

All that and much more, um...soon.